This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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