Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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