Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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