belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
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