I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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