There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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