your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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