can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Swine flu is the new snow day.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Then you guys just all showered together...?
So. Much. Porn.
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