bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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