Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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