Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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