What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Randomize
