We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
