wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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