would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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