It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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