How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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