I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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