I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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