4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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