That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Sober January is a disaster.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize
