I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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