I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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