i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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