i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
is it fun? or sober?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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