that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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