I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Randomize
