if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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