what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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