I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
