I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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