I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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