i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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