Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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