Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
He felt like a one man threesome
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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