i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
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My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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