Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I lost the right to judge tonight
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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