"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
i think we sleep fucked last night...
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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