So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Banned from zoo.
Again?
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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