No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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