the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
do nipples grow back?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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