Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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