I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Randomize