that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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