Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Randomize
