i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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