We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
How's work?
Spinning.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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