Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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