Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
He better not be in your backpack
be right there i have to get my cape
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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