that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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