The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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