Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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