come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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