I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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