We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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