he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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