Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
