she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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