Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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