new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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